How to Lose Control of a Training Class

in one simple step:

When teaching a class on yet another software development process (YASDP) which uses approximately a million unfathomable acronyms (UA)… if you are asked what an acronym represents, stand there perplexed and then say “please refer to the document in the reference section of your big ass binder (BAB) entitled “1001 Acronyms”. I kid you not.

At least there are snacks…